In today’s ballin’ world, it’s all about snagging the biggest and darkest objects you can find. These days, convertible Ferraris just can’t cut it.

Perhaps the most ominous and sinister car on the road is the substantially modified Rolls-Royce Cullinan owned by Champion Motoring. Ben Simmons, an NBA star from Australia, picked up his new SUV last week.

With a 6.75-liter V12 engine, a champagne fridge in the rear armrest, and the market’s finest bespoke custom interiors, the RR Cullinan is available in the US for a starting price of US$330,000, which is significantly lower than the UK.

In an Instagram post, Simmons expressed his gratitude to Champion Motoring, writing, “Thanks for driving my truck crazy.”

See OBJ’s ostentatious hood decoration on his bright orange Cullinan and Simmons’s car in the Instagram gallery down below if you think this is a big flex.